As I sit and drink myself into a depressive state with cheap deli wine while watching videos of our unicorn I’ve realized….Being a Knicks fan under the age of 25 is terrible. Think about it 1993-2018, actually like ‘99-2018 because you definitely have to be at least 5-6 to really develop some sort of fandom, what has happened? Every year we say, “We’ll get em next year” then next February rolls around and we are on DraftExpress wishing on ping pong balls. Highlights of 25 year old Knicks’ fan career (99-2018).
1. Chris Duhon is in the Knicks top 10 point guards (For the time period)
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3. The long list of injured All Star players that we got after their primes…. I’m looking at you Steve Francis..
4. Every coach/gm that came to our team turned into the most incompetent person ever…..
5. Lets think about it….. Do you REALLY remember the glory days of the 90s Knicks?..... NO you don’t.... but you know what you do remember….
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THIS
7. Our best season in recent memory was ended by this guy:
8. This picture still triggers you:
9. Missed that Curry but got this one.....
10. The owner of our team literally has no idea what the hell he is doing and we are doomed to another 25 years of shittyness
So basically grab a glass and get comfy cause this shit wagon is gonna keep on rolling. What a case of Stockholm Syndrome…